Barely In Bounds

A Twitter account for those brave fans who root for DC's sports teams. Tweets that're barely in bounds. Fan of Wall, Beal, Tana and all who suit up for DC

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Kicking net 1, Odell Beckham 0 https://t.co/b2sZ76tFoP

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Drinking British tears for the 4th

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Holidays as PGA Tour events (per me):

MAJORS
-Xmas
-Tgiving
-July 4th
-NYE (this one = PGA Championship)

THE PLAYERS
-Memorial Day (basically a major)

SIGNATURES
-Halloween
-Easter
-Labor Day

FULL-FIELDS
-Mother's/Father's Day
-St. Pats
-Cinco de Mayo

ALTERNATES
-April 1st

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Mt. Onion Ring

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Invention idea: A pharmacy, but one where things actually run smoothly

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Jon Rahm was -33 at the 2022 Sentry. He had three rounds of 7-under and one of 12-under. He made birdie/eagle on 33 of the 72 holes.

He didn't win the tourney

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Scottie Scheffler has won 6 times in 15 starts this year.

He basically has a win-loss record of 6-9. As a golfer. Not as like a Desmond-Ridder led NFL team. But as a GOLFER

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Ya know you're on a heater when you birdie your first 4 holes of the round and you're actually off to a worse start than the day before

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Millie can’t stand the drama and I don’t think I can either

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"Dude, I'm telling you, just wait til Pinehurst in 2024. The entire golf world is gonna be fractured, you're gonna be a part of something called the Crushers and you're gonna be killing it on YouTube. And then — US Open champion. Enjoy it pal!"

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Ready for Pinehurst. Ready for Cam Smith to win. Ready for Rickie to shoot +17. Ready for bogeys and pars. Ready for it all

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Things that were true when Scottie Scheffler last missed a cut (Aug 2022):

-Scheffler had 4 career PGA Tour wins (now has 11)
-Caitlin Clark had TWO seasons left at Iowa
-Taylor Swift hadn't started her never-ending jillion dollar tour yet/had 0 BFs who played for the Chiefs

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Casual par for Rory - hit his birdie try 40 feet past the hole and then chipped in

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Hey look it’s Wally Szczerbiak!

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Can I get off the ride please

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Happiness. Pain.

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When my girlfriend says she wants to make brownies

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My adult league basketball choked in the playoffs last night. Choked. CHOKED.

Here's a blow-by-blow recap of us blowingggggggggggggg it (where I went from hero to villain in 1.5 seconds). Gonna be a long offseason ahead of us https://t.co/T4xoVj0qRY

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Someone hacked my Dairy Queen account and used my hard-earned points to buy stuff in Arizona. I’m so hurt

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If Antonio Gibson isn’t an option, I take Maye. This Daniels stuff pre-draft is weird. But for the record, I think Penix provides best bang for the buck