Alan Smithee

If you're looking for KC Green, the Gunshow guy, you should probably know he's changed his twitter handle to @kcgreenn

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

/r/DickButt was the first thing that came up that wasn't Game Grumps related.

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

I actually couldn't think of a good place to give it away at so I googled Reddit (because I hear that's popular) and KC Green.

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@kellhound @reiley I'm sorry, KC Green changed his twitter handle to @KCGreen, I'm just some dude who doesn't make really cool comics.

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Hey, I'm giving away this account to whoever tweets me the raddest tweet because @BarfCaptain deserves better damnit. http://t.co/bPGlJMHxYR

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

@HunterF What, How did you get my copy of Midnight Surprise Volume 2?! Also, @KCGreenn changed his twitter handle, I'm a false Barf Captain

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

My shins have dried up cum on them, so yeah, that about sums up my life at this point.

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I don't think I'm alone in wanting to see Sinead O'Connor do it with Hannah Montana.

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@GuildedAge Pretty cool, but @KcGreenn changed his twitter handle. I am a false BarfCaptain.

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

Life is like a broccoli fart, long, smelly and hard.

[Dan @dankgdl]

Please, Rockawilliam is the genre of music my father's band played. We play Rockabilly.

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

Eat the pig. Eat the pig! Ziggy, ziggy, ziggy, zig!

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Just ate my first PB&J in like a decade. I'd totally buy into a PB&J of the month club if I had the money, or just more/better groceries.

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@kcgreenn Oh boy, oh man. That's like, WAY too much pressure! I guess I'll try to be worthy of it until I'm crushed under my own failure.

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

@kcgreenn It's totally yours if you want it back, I really like your work and I'd rather not be the cause of you having a lame day.

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

I blame the republicans, or a vengeful shit specter. Same difference really, if you think about it.

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

How is it every public place I've been to this week has inexplicably reeked of human shit?

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@foodbabies When committing the rather odious faux pas of vomiting on a harlot while in the throes of passion is it in good taste to finish?

[Alan Smithee @barfcaptain]

When I see comedians fail at comedy I feel better about myself. Life is a zero sum game and at those moments I am above someone successful.

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@foodbabies What is the best sex piercing?