BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲

BRILLIANT 👽

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

Girls:I need a man that opens doors for me and knows how to handle money

God:

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

My Grandmother in the 80s while other people were buying land 😭

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

CAREER DAY at school but the teacher asked them to
go home.

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Friends: You give the best relationship advice but you single.. How is this possible?

Me: Coaches don't play.

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Chilling on the moon after mhi dawg ghi him girl the world

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When you fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, but you live alone😭…..

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Nahhh who tf did this😭😭😭

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"You were not there, so I left the money with your wife."

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

They talkin about $1700 for some new brakes. I’m good

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Doctor: Tell your dad i said hi.

Kid: But… he’s dead?

Doctor: i know.

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Imagine going to bed and you see yourself sleeping😭

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

Seeing pastor's wife wearing the dress I donated to the poor......😂

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Remember when we used to talk?
Now you just view my story 😂

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l once saw my friend looking under the table during exams,l asked him why? He said question 4 says study the table below

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Some people talk to you in their free time, while some free their time to talk to you .... Don't make it fly over your head

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To be honest, it's only when i'm broke you can annoy me. If i have money i just assume that's how poor people behave.

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"A driver with one eye"

Whites: Wow this guy is a genius.

Jamaican: if this one blinks we are all in the news 😭

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

You have 30 minutes to move all this and it will be yours. Who are you calling for help?

[BARFYONEDHON🇯🇲 @BarfyOne]

Every man that tried to put a woman first: