🇪🇸Bargingo🇺🇸

A silly guy, jokester, stooge, farceur, and overall kidder.

[🇪🇸Bargingo🇺🇸 @BargingoTopGuy]

@MintMaid395492 @LordElyndor Except that last part is a lie.

When she was investigated in 2017 for allegedly admitting she lied, no proof of it was ever actually found by the FBI. The only source of that claim is the author of the book "The Blood of Emmett Till", Timothy Tyson, claiming that she said so.

[🇪🇸Bargingo🇺🇸 @BargingoTopGuy]

@SelonNerias @GreenTextRepost Ok but I don't want to hear Metallic Monks for the 100th time when I just want to check my emails because New Vegas doesn't mute the music

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@RoadMan96829 @arrest_jack @FlowGo37 @GavinNewsom You think anyone is going to ask "Hello good sir, do you mean harm upon me and my family, or are you merely stealing from me?" instead of just gunning hin down?

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@RoadMan96829 @arrest_jack @FlowGo37 @GavinNewsom Yes you are, actually, in normal states

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@RoadMan96829 @FlowGo37 @GavinNewsom So is he not in charge of policy here or what?

[Jerry Ragonese @FlowGo37]

Shout out to @GavinNewsom . Homeless broke our locks, climbed to the roof and shredded a $15,000 air conditioning unit for maybe $100 of copper.

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@DenimsTV Ok but WHY is it wrong besides some shitty reaction meme?

Seriously, if there's no basing it off Christian morality, why is it bad? Nobody is being wronged here.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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@TheVolgun Unsubscribed, stop being a pretentious fag.

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@ThighNir These people are babies.

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@Maunmichi @NINtendo_maya Just so they can boast "we're the LARGEST *insert game here* MODDING DISCORD! JOIN TODAY!"

Then it goes to shit because you get Discord users in it.

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@reddit_lies Felt my balls wince

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@idiot_fungus @tohruadachi0 Waah waah who gives a fuck.

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@DocksEcky @SaintRoddy Episode 3 is the obligatory Hitler episode.

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@DocksEcky @SaintRoddy If I'm thinking of the same show as the comment, then it's "El Ministerio Del Tiempo", or "The Ministry of Time".

It's not the EXACT same, it's moreso about the 3 main characters going through the past to make sure history happens as it should. Only Spanish history, amusingly.

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@NikikoValentii They also heavily censored the game and refused any refunds.

The game that exists now is NOT the game I bought in 2022.

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@gloomymolotov @P_Kallioniemi @LostHistory9 When you supposedly hate Elon and everything he stands for, it's extremely hypocritical.

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@Cult_Muse @Zizoplays1 Aw jeez, maybe stop being poor?

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GovPressOffice You do realize I’m trying to help America eliminate fraud and waste right? No need to try and make me look like the bad guy for exposing fraud.

People are over it. Start working for the people and not against them.

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@okdef2 @CAnativedude @jadel4w I'm sorry to say but thats absolutely how a game is dead. Can I find a match on Red Orchestra 2 on a Saturday night? Sure. But the server MAYBE gets 20 real players and thats a "busy" night. Thats a dead game right there. I love RO2, but the game is dead.