Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.
His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.
Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.
We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.
Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”
Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”