Side-eye RN

👩🏻‍⚕️RN in obesity treatment
🏥Population health & wellness
📊Lover of spreadsheets
🍸🧶Knitter, reader, cocktail drinker
📱Tweets represent me and only me

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

#MondayFeeling

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @mizzzzjensen]

oh my fucking god we have to just keep washing dishes and putting them away and putting more food on them and washing them again over and over again until we die

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

It's some kind of witchcraft. I bought a cat bed and a cat is actually using it.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@AllThingsNatSec @PriestOutWest I know this gif is overused, but it expresses my feelings so succinctly.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

The hymen is, quite possibly, the most misunderstood part of the human body.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

This is horrible on so many levels. Let me educate you all about the hymen 1/12

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@PerryBNewman @erinbiba This Midwesterner uses y'all because it's a extremely useful word. I don't understand why it isn't used throughout the US.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@WFKARS Hope there's room for two on your fainting couch.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@RCSez The grocery delivery fee for the service I use is less than $2/week plus driver tip and it's well worth it. It's a huge quality of life boon if you've got kids and two working parents. Also, I think I actually spend less with delivery because it eliminates impulse buying.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

This is the truest tweet I've ever seen.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

I regret that I have but one like to give for this tweet.

[Jessi Gold MD MS @drjessigold]

Just when you think it’s impossible to be more proud of a magazine @SELFmagazine and an editor @CarolynKylstra for combatting misinformation in healthcare...they go and do this and take away the scary stock photos in partnership with the @AmerAcadPeds : https://t.co/R4uGQ043T7

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@PunkrawkBbob @nailurthenerd @Dard_Drak @filab1989 @tskitzo @ActualHaystack @Catsskull @RoarFishy @PaperDeegan @boul3t @MidouCloud @PawLilith @Ounikis @ErsteKatze @pineapplerobots It really does.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@RCSez Visiting Florida reaffirms my desire to live in Illinois.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@WFKARS This is my dream team.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@MichaelStahlke It's a pair of ears with a dog attached! He's very handsome.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

"I have black friends."

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

Real talk.

[Sophie Rapp 🌻 @SophieSRapp]

As a nurse I have one thing to say to the healthcare personnel smiling and posing with the President: SHAME ON YOU.
You are laughing and taking selfies with a man complicit in landing your patients in the hospital. I've never been so ashamed of my fellow nurses.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@PAlife3 @real_life_med Went there for vaca last month. It was AMAZING!

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

Please make this show available in the US. Please 😍

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

So excited to share the first trailer for Jensplaining with everyone! Thanks @CBC @CBClife

You can watch on CBC Gem August 23 (Jen on Gem!) #Jensplaining

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@regretmotron @RobWhite_UK @xeni I feel seen.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@SayHeading @thor_benson @WFKARS They're not mutually exclusive.

[Side-eye RN @BariSurgeryRN]

@poloniumman @WarYarnSpinner @soonergrunt Lol!