The_Barista_Life

Two baristas, two separate coffee stands...same problems!

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

"16 oz breve with half and half on top"
#BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

We don't just magically pull drinks from the fridge and heat them. It's a delicate process if deliciousness. So have some patience fucker! 😉

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

How about instead of us playing 21 questions you just look at the menu that's right in front of your face.

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

"What kinds of flavors do you have?"
A whole shit ton. Next!
#BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Woman came through and asked for a straw. Nothing else. I think I just helped out with her cocaine addiction 😔
#BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Love it when I wake up at 3:30 am and my customers are complaining that they wake up at 7. Shut...up. #BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Your drink was "soooo nasty" that you drank three quarters of it and now want a free one? Fuck off, princess.
#BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

If I don't get a customer in the next 5 minutes my clothes are coming off.
#ButSeriously #BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Feelin' a little sassy today, not taking shit from anyone! Oh wait yes I am. I forget the customer is always right.
#BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Does our younger generation not know how 2 turn in a resume? Take off the sunglasses & maybe wear a skirt where I can't see your crotch.

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Someone today told me to 'please' turn off the grinder because they had 2 make a call.
Um no.
& I burnt your shots...my bad.
#baristaprobs

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

I asked you to remind me how many shots u wanted, not the whole damn drink...which you're repeating back 2 me slowly, dick.
#BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

I think there should be a 50 cent tip per drink rule. Who's with me?!

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Sometimes if I want to spice up my workday, I'll ask a regular what they want to drink just so I can watch them act like a little bitch. 😘

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Alright people I know your "new years resolution to cut back on coffee" is going to fail at some point. Just give up now! #BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

When I say hello to you at least have the decency to say hello back rather than spitting your order at me the second I open my window

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

@lindseykantura ew haha yeah that just sounds gross

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Why do people always ask for "a shot" of a flavor? How do they think that makes sense?
#Everyday #BaristaProblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Lady claims that she's going to lose weight this year then asks for a venti egg nog latte "but cut with non-fat".
#HealthNut #NOT