Bark Pamphlet

Pages of muck and mirth.

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Stormy sea conditions in Burnham last night

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@monstroso Lovely job.

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@heartresearchuk Is there a list anywhere of who contributed which piece? Intrigued to find out.

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Twitter going down the shitter #TateBritain

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Yep

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@mistersolo Noted. So ordering might result in a whiter, or a greyer panel?

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We get it - Angela Rippon is supple.

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@lombardi_brian A daft romp, eh?

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@stephknee can't see his feet but I'm guessing white-soled shrainers

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Should Robert Smith go shorter with the hair now? #TheCure #barnet #backcomb #goth

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@lombardi_brian In which H Grant reprises his role from Paddington.

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Strong socks today.

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Jeans already at half-mast

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Ruben Amorim has arrived for work 😄

His Manchester United journey begins.

#MUFC

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David Coote with your head like a ventriloquist's doll.

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The trickiest word for the internet generation to spell? 'Lose'.
Is it one o or two? I'm loosing the plot here. One or two?!

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Witnessed some appalling crimes in the garden centre.

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@Mozzaretti Prob has more cardigans.

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I'd much rather talk about Arne Slot's 45 min Reds. Treating the first half of games as a limber up, a chance to get the muscles moving. Then in for a hot brew, a slash and a handful of jellybeans before sending all opposition back to the changing room for a little cry. #LFC

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@skipratmedia Yes. Convincing.

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Hearing Trump has now resigned cos Susie Dent skewered him with an antiquated word. Any truth @ChrisMasonBBC ?