Alex Borker

I just groom dogs and drink coffee

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@boop_96 @PetSmart Perhaps a vet’s office w/ some mild sedation might be best if she’s too anxious for grooming that she’s taking it out by biting. It’s all about the dog’s comfort and making sure they don’t get too stressed out. Especially to the point where they’re going to bite a groomer

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@boop_96 @PetSmart As a former employee I am well aware of the precaustuons they have to take. Most grooming salons have the bite gloves as well, but if a dog has knowing been turned away from two seperate salons, it’s time to re-evaluate the grooming environment you want to send you dog to.

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@PetSmart Good to see you care about the safety of your groomers! If a dog is getting sent away from two seperate PCo locations there is clearly an issue. It doesn’t matter WHOSE dog it is! A dog is a dog! Love you, Stephen King!!

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@emonitela Not good enough for truth in cliche or situations by escape the fate

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@emonitela play some Ronnie Radke 😂

[Minstra ♫ @ViceRoyMinstra]

When you realize you have to wait 42 weeks until next season and that season 7 only has 7 episodes!! #GameofThrones

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@kfc I would greatly appreciate a refund for this! I'm pretty sure consuming melted styrofoam ISN'T healthy!

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@CricketSupport @moyboyufl or perhaps a reason as to why they are down. They should know what caused it by now

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@CricketSupport @loverlane900 I think it is... All five lines on my account are out

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@CricketSupport sorry to be a bother but any word on the No Service issue? Zip code is 30519 and I haven't had service for about an hour

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

@kfc What is this?! This is styrofoam melted into Mac n cheese! This doesn't seem very up to code in my opinion...

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

I just wanna turn into an alligator so I can do death rolls upon unsuspecting pizzas #waaaaaaaayyytired

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

First Han said he shot first.

Then he said he didn't.

His story changed all the time.

I can't believe that guy is banging my sister.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Have you ever had a moment so awkward that you had to run away and become a hermit for the rest of your life?

Oh.

Just me, I guess.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I stare at the ocean.

It's blue.

Just like it was yesterday.

And all the days before that.

Pick a new color, ocean

You're phoning it in

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

My uncle Owen said I would never amount to anything.

Now I'm a hermit on an abandoned planet.

I guess I showed him.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

This isn't an uninhabited planet.

I'm an inhabitant.

Don't I count?

Stupid question.

Of course not.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

i was not crying in the shower
i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye

[Alex Borker @BarkerAlly]

I had a dream @EmWatson wasn't allowed to have an IMDB and I went crazy trying to figure out what all she acted in