KnowerBalls

Shitter of pants | 2024-2025 Fantasy Champion | Josh Allen believer

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

How bring up to my girl that I want her to do Pilates? Asking for a friend

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Stroman, the “starter” with 5 runs and two outs tonight. Cut him yesterday

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Bro needs to walk more

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Volpe got that shiesty but it ain’t on on

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Judge rocking that shiesty

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Wearing a yamaka to cover my bold spot

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Waited a day to like Kay Adam’s instagram post. Chess my brothers #LANK

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

I’m so fucking drunk

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Had my annual review at my job. Made a frozen pizza and ate around the crust while on the call. Kinda hate myself for it

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

@sargeantsniff3r Make it 51. Take an extra for me Bustin 👍🏻

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

@PeakyKensington I have twice. Both times it took 6 hours to hit me. First time I didn’t know so I had to leave the nice dinner spot early to take care with the lady. Second time I was more prepared

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Rodon can’t get going and no one can hit we runners on. It’s brutal today

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

I’ve been so focused on gambling and baseball

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Another day, another minority driving me home 🫡

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Just made it off the plane. Had to let the world know what I had for breakfast

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Threw all Saturday on the pitching arcade machine. Might of given that thing $50 and my back is on fire. It’s getting to be that time for me boys

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

At dinner in AC when I have an ungodly amount of money on Michigan ML, really hurts my soul

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Shrink bro cmon

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Let’s go

[KnowerBalls @BarkinCarc]

Going to AC for the weekend. This is how white boy summer starts for this lad