Barls

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

I've been so consumed with finals I haven't had time to mentally prepare for tonight.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

For some reason, re-watching M*A*S*H has made me start reading my textbooks in Alan Alda's voice.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Uh oh, mom finally figured out how to use emojis

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Anybody watching what Klay is doing right now?

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

@ItssDMass Thank you. Not a skill I'm super proud of though

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

...well if you include middle and high school then were up in triple digits.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

And that only marked the 50th time I've told myself I'll never do that again

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Wrote a 1200 word paper in two hours this morning just in time for class #personalbest

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Why are people always surprised that I have studying to do 1st week? I know I'm not the only one...

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

I don't think you can call it Midterm 2 if it's during tenth week

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Probably still gonna get one

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Damn I wanted to get a Draymond Green jersey but now everybody's hopping on that bandwagon.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

If snoozing my alarm was an Olympic sport I'd have more medals than Michael Phelps.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

My professor of environmental change just transitioned from Stonehenge to Led Zeppelin so he's up for teacher of the year in my book.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Even though they always show pictures of SF and the Golden Gate before a home game.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Not sure if anyone knows this, but the Warriors actually play in Oakland

[Latavius Murray @LataviusM]

you have beastmode and you throw the ball?...

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

Congrats @81TimBrown on the #HOF. One of my all time favorite players.

[Barls @BarleyAnastos]

That's the second time in the past two months that a random person has asked me to forge a signature for them. Wat. WAT.

[undercover brother @marcusgarrette]

I SWEAR PEOPLE'S STANDARDS FOR A GOOD SONG HAVE GOTTEN SO MUCH LOWER