Barley

Bartender robot in Starr Park! Proud owner of an all-ages bar! Old fella, I'm so sorry if I don't get some things correctly~ (ran by @Strapper241)

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Seen the Brawlers download this app, so thought it'd be funny to join! For today, 80% discount in non-alcoholic beverages!

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Colette just crashed a car against my bar I'm so fucking done I'm moving to the onlyfans business

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

And after this, it disappeared off earth and left no trace.

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@treehugger_DR Nice statement, any other animal that happens to not be real as well?

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@Brawl_Poco15 She's fine as far as I know, no broken bones or anything but some bruises

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Bad news, Janet crashed on the bar's roof and now guess who will have to fix it all over again?

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@CarlGeologist It always breaks but it never catches a break

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@treehugger_DR Yeah that's something a very normal robot would say.

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Finally finished rebuilding the bar, Jesus Christ.

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@Colt_thebest It's okay pal. It wasn't your fault

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@Shelly_leoteamo FUCK YOU

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

COME ON.

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@Shelly_leoteamo BUT WHY????

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

🧐

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@_SYS_64738 @treehugger_DR Your drunk ass has been coming to the bar every single damn day for the past months while yelling something about someone called "William Afton" c'mon

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@lanterns_curse @treehugger_DR One always has to be polite Mrs.Sushi-With-Legs

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Does anyone know the name of that little arcade machine with four legs that installed a virus on me the other day?
Becaus' I'm going to beat him up as soon as I see 'em.

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

@treehugger_DR Wait. That's the guy that used to go to the bar some time ago and cause chaos when drunk.
Even more reasons to beat him up. He-he.

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Special promotion on the bar!
Willow sushi! Now with a 15% discount!

(No Willows were harmed in the making of the sushi)

[Willow 💮 @lanterns_curse]

Good evening Starr Park

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Oopsie! Wrong account again!

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Sex

[Barley @BarleyInTheBar]

Sex anyways