Barlozi Kefa

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The days are long and the years are short.
4AGE, 7AFE and a T in between

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Easter Holiday Jalopy Trip to Turkana, A thread 🧵
1. 🌅 INTO THE NORTH – 4:00 AM.
Nairobi was dark and quiet. Bomori wasn't.
Full tank. Cold coffee. Warm nerves.
Lodwar was 700 km away. We went to see if an old turbo Corolla still had it.

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Should I do a thread 🧵 on the he 1400km Trip to Lodwar with my Jalopy AE91 with Corolla Nation? 🤔

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

@Keylvinne @OmbeniSheshe W204 is even higher, upto 800

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Is it fair to conclude that the majority of us Kenyans would probably do the exact same thing Politicians do when in Power? Especially where money is involved

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

What happened to Turbo Tales?

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

So, this allows Gachagua to run for the Presidency in 2027?

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

@NjokiMacharia17 Go for a recovery run of 3km-5km

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

@ntsa_kenya Grow a spine for Once, End this Madness. Strict enforcement and doing it consistently over time will solve it. Michuki did it, why Can't you?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Matatus were caught on camera trying to beat traffic this morning along Ngong Road by using pedestrian walkways. Kenyans are now asking if the NTSA has stopped issuing 'Jesma' exams to rogue drivers.

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

@mbarani Next Sunday nakuja Na Probox ya white, mnikubali tu 😂

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Nairobi, the Dirty City.

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Nairobi City Marathon this year was miles behind compared to last year.

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Everyday on these roads you're reminded why a Dashcam is very Crucial and necessary Investment.

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

@BeaumontWest @alexmwanzo Safi

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

It's extortion for sure. Unmarked roads

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Speeding tickets on roads with no markings, no street lights, no drains, filled with portholes at risk of robbery

Shame on you @ntsa_kenya @KURAroads

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It’s true, this button is one of the most ignored things in a car.

When its off, your AC cools hot outside air from scratch on every single cycle. In a country where ambient temperatures regularly sit above 30 degrees, the compressor is running at full capacity the entire drive. That is how you shorten the life of the whole system. It wasn’t designed to fight the outside temperature every minute.

Turn it on and the AC recools the air already in the cabin. Less heat load, Faster cooling and less strain on the AC compressor.

The only time you want it off is in cold or rainy conditions when your windows need fresh air to stay clear.

Use it correctly and your compressor will outlive the car…

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

NTSA doesn't have a spine

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

I lost a spare tyre in their Main Parking Building, anyone else who experienced this? Especially Prado and Probox Owners

[Pipita @mcpipita]

There is a theft syndicate in JKIA robbing travelers

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

KeNHA contractors probably use Chalk to mark the roads. Look at the Waiyaki way for example.

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Over 116Million in Cash. Imagine what the Top Men are Having in Cash

[EACC @EACCKenya]

𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗖 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗢, 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗙 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗨𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗜 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗬 𝗚𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

We have no Country Here...Imagine what the big fish are looting

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

EACC detectives raid home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban planning, recovers unknown amount of cash in graft probe

Video by Pkemoi Ng’enoh

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

Robert is definitely telling ALie