Kenny The Barman

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Back at the Lane for the Halloween doo. Glad to oversee the annual ‘worst kick of the season’ award. Here Cait is presenting the award to this season’s victor.

[Booboo @Official_Booboo]

Day 10. Quite a treat today. Prawn and Garden Waste Risotto, served with lime and soy sauce. Delicious, but the Christmas tree branches were a little al dentè for me. 8/10.

@WarringtonBC, please can you empty our green bin, as we paid for (on top of council tax)? 🙏🏻🍤🌲

[Booboo @Official_Booboo]

Now 9 days since @WarringtonBC decided not to empty our green bin. Said they’d come back within 5, but no sign. So I’m resorting to eating my garden waste instead. Here’s lunch; foliage sandwich with cheese and brown sauce. Not bad actually, 6.5/10. Will keep you all posted.🌿🍂

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Congratulations to @GentsOfMoore for their unprecedented achievement. Not only unbeaten all season, but didn’t concede a single point in 2020/21.

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Self service tonight, apparently. Arrows point to the till to make it easiet for the burglars. #notinmyday

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Its been a hell of a dry spell. I’ve been yearning your touch. I can’t wait to have you close again, and hear you whisper those three words that send shivers up my spine.

“Pint please Ken”

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Opposition didnt buy one drink today. Missed opportunity there, could have been money in Kenny’s pocket. Wasted shift for me.

[Craig @SamCraven10]

@BarmanKenny Might have a booze a thon a ding dong

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Want to say good evening to all my fans out there in the Kennyverse this evening. What has everyone got planned this weekend?

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

What is this, BYOB?

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

@MossopMatt I’ve got some socks too if you want them. Kenny x Creepy Julian colab.

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Standards have dropped since the reign of King Ken. An assortment of pastel-coloured shirts on match day? I sold them those ties though. #PenniesForKenny

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Kenny’s back in the game... #returnoftheken

https://t.co/Hso4Ih5UCY

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Sooo, there’s been a ladies game at @GentsOfMoore has there? Wouldnt have happened in my day.

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

👀

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

'What kind of wines do you do?'

'Red or white'

#somethingforeveryone

[Kenny The Barman @BarmanKenny]

Happy new year, Kenny fans! Can't wait to see you all on Saturday for @GentsOfMoore's first game of 2015!

[Moore RUFC @GentsOfMoore]

Come down to the first home game of 2015 on Saturday vs @portsunlightrfc with training resuming next week! #rugbyfamily #NewYearsResolution

[Moore RUFC @GentsOfMoore]

Is getting fit and doing more exercise part of your resolution? This bunch would love to see you at Moss Lane!

[Moore RUFC @GentsOfMoore]

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