This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog Brodie β we both laughed at the thought of it .
As Iβll be standing for election in May and my watchword is βopenness & honesty in public office β - there is something you all need to know about me π
King Edward II banned MPs from carrying weapons into Parliament.
The Statutum de Defensione portandi Arma was signed into law on the 30th October 1313, and it has never been amended or modified.
It comes to something when your MP canβt be trusted to wear their sword to work .
MPs have a total inability to give a meaningful answer to a question, βDo you want fries with that?" would result in "Fries are not the issue here and whether I want them is a matter for me and my party to decide but what we can say is this: our record on fries is second to noneβ
@HouseofErmine π΅ "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed, but they lived underwater
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is still arguing about Brexit on social media π΅