📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard

Monster Raving Loony Party Vice Chairman / Still Confused / World Record Holder & Professor of the Kazoo / Enquiries [email protected]

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@HouseofErmine We are the Pothole Preservation Society 🎵

[David Filce @DavidFilce]

@BarmyLord I got a Bloop Eater badge, but I've never eaten a Bloop since

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

It’s a sign of the times when deleting history is more important than making it !

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@parla8ane He’s probably right .

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog Brodie — we both laughed at the thought of it .

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

As I’ll be standing for election in May and my watchword is ‘openness & honesty in public office ‘ - there is something you all need to know about me 👇

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@DrSyn4 😂😂

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

In a recent YouLoony Poll , the @Official_MRLP discovered that 8 out of 10 people are currently wondering where the other 2 are .
#YouLoony

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@DrSyn4 😂👏

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@WeirdArchives Excellent suggestion , I tip my 🎩

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

King Edward II banned MPs from carrying weapons into Parliament.
The Statutum de Defensione portandi Arma was signed into law on the 30th October 1313, and it has never been amended or modified.

It comes to something when your MP can’t be trusted to wear their sword to work .

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@HouseofErmine Just put it on expenses Mi’Lud

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@DavePiperDJ Probably because they are honourable Ladies & Gentlemen - they must be good at that Wordle game .

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@DrSyn4 Can you recommend a good bed & breakfast in Shitham - we’d like to visit .

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@DrSyn4 Nadine will be after you if she reads that .

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

MPs have a total inability to give a meaningful answer to a question, “Do you want fries with that?" would result in "Fries are not the issue here and whether I want them is a matter for me and my party to decide but what we can say is this: our record on fries is second to none”

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@DrSyn4 😂😂

[📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard @BarmyLord]

@HouseofErmine 🎵 "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed, but they lived underwater
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is still arguing about Brexit on social media 🎵

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@CaptainFarley @TaylorMod Still get goose bumps as it begins - possibly their greatest track .

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@DrSyn4 😂😂