Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚

Just an old man who loves his Tigers. I liked basketball before it was “Hip”. Cam calls me Old Man.

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

This brings me to a personal philosophical belief.

I think it is morally righteous to bet against your favorite teams for multiple reasons.

1. As a Falcons and Auburn fan, I sometimes think I’m the problem that’s holding my teams back. By betting against them i balance out my juju. I would pay thousands of dollars to ensure one of those teams reaches the pinnacle soon. Just tell me where to send the money.

2. When my teams lose in the playoffs it is a dark day. To hedge your emotions, if your team loses at least you got a few hundred bucks or more out of the deal by betting against them

3. Vegas always wins. If you think sport’s are ever rigged, it’s a great idea to incentivize the powers at be to make more money off your team wins. Add to their motivation by betting against them.

Thank you for coming to my sad Ted talk.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m not gonna say who this is but do you deserve a suite ticket to Super Bowl if you bet against the Pats in the AFC title game?

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

This pussy never ate the shit and when you bammers are wondering why your athletics have gone to shit in a few years, I’m going to point at this guy continuing to do this “eat the shit” bit

[Kalen DeBoer @BoersBurner]

If Auburn beats Georgia in Athens I’ll post a butt booty naked picture or myself eating dog crap on here

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

@JakeCrain_ THE Auburn Tigers!

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

@BarnBurner_Wiz @AubieSon They hit the second tower

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Fucking hell. 🤯

[Graham Carr @grahamcarr2]

He lost Auburn the Iron Bowl on a screen pass, Brooks.

[Bruce Pearl @coachbrucepearl]

LOVE OLD SCHOOL!

[Sweex @sweexx9]

🚨 ¡BOMBA EXPLOSIVA EN TELEVISIÓN NACIONAL!

RFK Jr. acaba de soltar la verdad más cruda que nadie se atrevía a decir en vivo:

La enfermedad de Lyme…
El RSV (el virus que más niños mata en Estados Unidos)…
Y el COVID-19…

¡TODOS nacieron en laboratorios de ganancia de función!
Sus palabras exactas, sin filtro:

“Han estado diseñando las enfermedades que nos están destruyendo… y después lo venden como ‘ciencia’.”

Esto ya no es rumor de internet.
Esto es el Secretario de Salud de Estados Unidos confesándolo delante de todo el país.

“La Lyme casi con seguridad salió de esos experimentos y está destrozando a nuestra gente.”
“El RSV vino de un laboratorio y hoy es el principal asesino de niños aquí.”
“Y el COVID-19… todos ellos tienen vínculos creíbles con esa investigación peligrosa.”
“Costos gigantescos… y ningún beneficio real demostrado.”

El hombre que ahora manda en la salud de EE.UU. lo acaba de gritar a los cuatro vientos.
¿Vas a seguir mirando para otro lado?

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

Why is everybody hating on the Braves while we are 7.5 games ahead?

Literally have the 3rd best record in MLB while paying the 6th highest payroll.

Great ROI.

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

@BoersBurner Your integrity can’t be trusted.

Honestly they will probably lose because of your bravado alone.

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

Sadly never. But our other rival plays Ga tech when we play the big one. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Yeah sex is great and all, but have you ever had your college football team win a big game and then watch both of your rivals lose miserably later the same day???

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

My spirit animal

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

I love this guy

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

#NewProfilePic

We back baby! Rebrand has been un-rebranded

[TRUTH CAVIAR @TruthCaviar]

Pat McAfee is ridiculing Fauci.

The culture is shifting. Onward!

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

Alright. I changed my name to AU Kremlin to hype up the new Russian football hire, but I feel like the politics around anything remotely associated with Russia have affected my engagement.

[Coach Harry Ellis @Jetspete]

I never failed a field sobriety test. But then again I never banged prime Jessica Simpson then prime Carrie underwood. He’s still ahead of me on the life game

[Shanks @Shanks205_]

How it feels being an Auburn fan since Covid

[Matt Smith @SamENole]

I decided to give the MLS a shot after watching the entire World Cup. Then this happened. 🤦‍♂️

[Barn Freezer 🥶 🦚 @Barn_Freezer]

@WarDamnStool To be fair, the question was framed to him as “what will the Golesh Auburn program look like 4 years in”

So he had to talk about then