johnnnnnnnnny

I'm the King of the castle, and you're all dirty rascals.

[johnnnnnnnnny @Barn_mucker]

Fact

[samantha @milkygoddess]

remember not everyone is going to think ur pretty n that’s ok they’re wrong though

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

What a D'eh 🇨🇦 #BlueJays50

FINAL: Blue Jays 9, Mets 3

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

she’s baaaaack 😈

we have re-signed Sophie Cunningham.

📝: https://t.co/IQHGvlTfl4

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Correct

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Look at me, I run the daycare center now” 😳

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Sydney Sweeney’s rack could literally end a war.

[Coach Trev @trevorplouffe]

This f*cking guy wants it.

[anthony @HoodieAlonso]

Like hello ?????

[siren crave @sirencrave]

this is how scarlett johansson deals with hot wings

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Fox News just absolutely stunned Sen. Jeane Shaheen (D).

SHAHEEN: I haven't heard anyone in my party wanting to give illegals taxpayer-funded healthcare!

FOX: I'm glad you said that. I have some tape...

"Show of hands: provide coverage for illegal aliens?"

EVERY DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: *Raises hand*

FOX: That's literally every member of your party...from moderate to progressive. 💀

[Sunny @sunnyright]

*Bad Bunny walks out on stage*

*ICE tackles him*

*out walks Trump to dance to YMCA for a half-hour*

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I’m glad there was clarification…

[Joe @JoeA_NFL]

The... the guy who almost killed a bunch of people and fled the scene? And didn't even go to prison?

[Jamie Plunkett @FrogPreacher]

Goodness gracious