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endorse me for tweeting on linked in dot com
She/her

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expectation vs reality 💔💔

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Moor

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Much going on behind the scenes as we throw everything into preparing for 24/25 season.

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Someone is messing with the remote and it's kicking off

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Champions league finalist Ian maatsen

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Champions league finalist Ian maatsen

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All respect for Taylor swift obviously etc but she is unfortunately señorita-awesome-coded

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Jk I built it all by myself , ottowoman amirite

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Me and who

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Be mindful of why you were invited to the bus lane (this tweet is about taxis that cut out in front of you to overtake a bus when it stops, as buses are likely to do)

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Move-in to new flat delayed by carpetright company-wide system outage following a cyber attack, thanks dad for this solid gold input

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Shaking my head disapprovingly on the tube so everyone knows the BO smell isn't coming from me

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Paid for a Which? subscription and now my family and friends consult me like an oracle

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Huge nominative determinism if so

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I love going to the tip! Casting my shit into the void feels soooo good

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Gonna need a @mikesmicYT breakdown of 2002-2006 itv series Footballers Wives

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@dvd_mcf My thoughts exactly

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Just saw a motorcyclist rev up and do a wheelie and in the process dropped two iPhones out of his pockets

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Honestly not sure of the lesson here

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The car equivalent of toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I feel so much second hand embarrassment

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once again i'm ill in the office and once again i've been unable to get Broth for lunch.
all i want is a 2 litre IV drip of chicken broth like i'm gwyneth paltrow is that too much to ask??