Barney

I love you, and you better love me back... or else.

[Barney @BarneyLovesYou]

If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

[Barney @BarneyLovesYou]

I can only imagine...
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[Barney @BarneyLovesYou]

When nobody is watching... I eat children.