Bob Swarley

I'm Broda, so suit up because this account is going to be legend...wait for it...dary! #RP #Single

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature of course you won't

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature chill out sherbatsky

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature awww you canadians are so innocent and cute

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature It's not your fault if some "gangbangers" "hold you at gun point"

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature come on, Ranjit, live a little!

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature Ranjit my friend, how would you like to make some money and pick up some women?

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature wait....your limo gets stolen and you get another one for free?

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature heeeeey Ranjit, I thought you were driving limos now?

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature *Barney hailed a cab for them and got into it*

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature great! Time to watch conor McGregor punch someone in the face *with that he races out of the bar*

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature can we go to UFC now?

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature yeah, like canadians can hurt people pfft

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature you don't have a brick....

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@MaverickNature I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF JOHNNY LAWRENCE'S HIGH-FIVE

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature are you calling me a liar, Sherbatsky?

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@MaverickNature >ass on the beach in The Karate Kid, he got a high-five, when Jesus finished writing the bible, he got a high-five

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature high-fives mark every awesome moment, when god made man he gave himself a self-five, when Johnny Lawrence kicked Larusso's>

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature Robin.....*he pauses, looks away, bites his fist then looks back* it's not JUST a high-five

[Bob Swarley @BarneyWomanizer]

@MaverickNature wait....hold up.....Ted and Marshall high-fived and I wasn't here!?

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@MaverickNature *he sighs* please don't say work