The Barnes of Jonesington

If you're reading this, step two of my evil plan is complete.
If he brags, it sags.

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In Melbourne for the next fortnight! Hit me up if you wanna get food or stinkingly drunk!

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In Melbourne for the next fortnight! Hit me up if you wanna get food or stinkingly drunk

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Been a while. Come see if I still got the moves.

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Just that casual beach life.
Who wants to watch the sunset with me?

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I know twitter is kinda dead, but have a nice morning shot anyway :)

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@NinRac Hmmm fix things... Yeah I suppose we can have a crack at that, we're gonna be super mega kami God kings of the world, might as well!

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Twitter got weeeeeeeeeird man. And that's coming from the guy who had a public mental breakdown 😂

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I reckon if Maccas wants to keep selling sauce packets, they should have to get a gambling licence.

I swear it's a 50/50 chance they'll actually put it in with your food.

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@NiceEstonian I wanna say hedgedog, is that an option?

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A wild Echidna appears!
Her name is Chidney, she is shy but SUPER FUCKING ADORABLE!

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Awwwwwh man! Where was this a few years ago? This would have been perfect for Courtney 😂😂

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@skylxrksays You can glomp on me any time!

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@gnarlywastaken Feel this in my '89 bones.

Happy birthday man!

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@BadGooof You have ADHD?
Amazing! I always suspected! It's something to do with the memory. Like did you know I learned Snorri has ADHD today? Amazing! I think I always suspected. Something to do with the memory.

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@BadGooof @sooyoung_mi Thanks man 😊
Next year I've got a pretty steep goal to hit but I hope you'll be on the yacht with me eating mad steaks.

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That was a nice way to spend my birthday. Thanks for making is so special.
Unexpected treat of a raid from @sooyoung_mi- much appreciated!

Will probably use my other twitter for regular stream stuff but this was a special event <3

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Doing that newfangled Live Streaming thing the kids are talking about for my birthday.
I'm an old man now, so people aren't allowed on my lawn. That's how that works right?
https://t.co/cteorTQy8M

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@skylxrksays I'm working on a video now, 'Best Months of 2023'.
Number 1 will surprise you!

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@pluslunar @sweetsakuraxo It's so hard to meet other gamers!

They're online kicking ass on weekends while I'm out there hoping to stumble upon a barcade 😂

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@MissyNom Right? If I had a kid he would have 2 Mums now.

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I had to clean shave for the first time in years and I don't even know who I am anymore.