Brad

“omg you’re that funny singing massage guy”

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

It’s my birthday! Yet again!! Send cake!!!

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

PR’d that 10K today 😜

[tradewife @tradewifey]

Two bottoms don’t make a top but they DO make a podcast

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

Why pretend, it’s just facts!

[Josh Strife Hayes @JoshStrifeHayes]

I am tired of pretending the average person is not an absolute idiot.

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

10K in like 14.5 hours or sumthin

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

Clearly you’ve not gone on enough walks with ME

[e2 cyrene @dannifersbody]

No one in nyc walks fast anymore FUCK

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

The Countess living with a gaggle of gays just seems so right. #TheGoldenLife

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is why I’m never getting invited to an orgy

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

The 1 train is so unserious. 18th street. Get a grip

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

Cirie and Parvati were asked to name each other's best game

👸🏿 Cirie: “I had never seen anything like what she did in Heroes vs. Villains... I mean, she played so many idols, and not for herself, and still made it to the end with the target on her back... Obviously she won Micronesia. So any season that you win, people will say, ‘Oh, that was your best season because you won.’ But gameplay wise? Oh my God. She was a beast in Heroes vs. Villains in my humble opinion.”

👸🏽 Parvati: “I think Cirie’s best game is Traitors... That is where we saw Cirie do her best work of all time. That game is hard. It’s really hard to play, especially as a Traitor from the very beginning. And nobody suspected Cirie all the way through the game. She could control it. She had her little sunglasses on. She was like cool as a cat. And everybody gets voted out and they don’t know that she’s just mafia: BANG! BANG! BANG! They dead! I was really impressed with Cirie’s Traitors game.”

(Via: EW/Dalton Ross)

[the (even more) morally corrupt john devlin @johndevlin78]

🍎🏝️🍎 Luann living with 3 gay guys in Palm Beach is the sitcom spinoff we need #TheGoldenLife

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

@foxystache Well trained I hope

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

smirk smirk

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

@slayonetta Jeff…I just want to increase our odds

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

@mynameislegss AN 👏🏼 Y 👏🏼 THING 👏🏼

[Brad @BaronAsInRed]

*$550 and lol this is the only reason I have to justify buying the switch 2, period 😅

[N3croNinja @N3croNinja]

I really REALLY want to get Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time but I’m having a hard time justifying dropping 500$ on a Switch 2 just for one game lol

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

America could be saved by a slippery bathtub or one uneven layer of sidewalk

Please help us

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

nathan fielder, have you met gypsy rose blanchard

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

this poor beautiful dumb man on traitors who has it totally figured out but no one believes him

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Most anal sex is planned

[Liam @liamandrews123]

do i get free tickets for making this