Earl Gra

Flat racing nut, fan of cricket.
Love cooking, especially baking. 15 year old daughter, divorced. Work in IT for a very big company. Chief Twat. Mensa member.

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@CJHutcheon Always so negative Chris!

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

No one has ever been as correct as this...

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

They don’t want Elon Musk to give his trillion to the poor.

They want Elon Musk to give his trillion to them so they can take their cut, split it with their comrades and causes, then look virtuous by throwing to the poor whatever scraps remain.

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@IanStevenssd @Artemisfornow @LozzaFox *IMBECILES

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@Donna_Rachel_ @WONGthink Hey Donna, you smug, vile woman. Go back to dog sitting rather than smirking at the rape gang inquiry report

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@VirginTrainsTix problem with the app this morning...

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@FarRightSkip Isn't a "pith helmet" what @AngelaRayner commandeers from a copper when she's caught short?

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@WMcHBg Hello duckie

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@pickover 1

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@drhingram Is that the dude from East 17 on the left?

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@GaelicRoadSign @AldiUK They look fucking amazing and all salt and vinegar hoops should be like that

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@_Harriet90 Are you being triggered by the wonky white lines (on the pitch, obvs)?! 😉

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@ChrisGPackham Fox taking a nap in the back garden here in Solihull

[Illegitimate Scholar🧭 @ill_Scholar]

I don't think you have, mate

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@melindiscott Pure!

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@ToiletSeat0 👀

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@Ed_Miliband Fuck off Beaker

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

Who the fuck buys a single chopstick? 😂 No wonder he bought 3 the next time

[Jenny Reilly @crit_gen]

Some of Murrell's spending is so utterly bizarre. £275 on chopsticks in a single year.

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@MissDemeanor07 Get well soon!

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@D_Fens_Ghost She's like that Sniper's Dream meme

[Earl Gra @BaronSouthey]

@drhingram Hi Helen, I'm in the same boat. However, maybe they can make the statement that they're running and get all the publicity, then pull out citing "best for the country" reasons and still see it as a win? Zero chance of winning unfortunately.