I’m Muslim Now

I have recently and resolutely converted to #Islam in the hopes of becoming the next prophet, peace be upon me.

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@wilderpatriot Guys be nice! Women deal w/ problems by building resentment that someone isnt solving it for them & then go to social media,
screech to the other miserable hags (who also don’t do anything to solve it) but then they all feel validated about it which is what’s important after all

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@LukaLev Social media has been instrumental in documenting the perpetual toddlerhood that women exist in

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@wildklip Remember: their brains stopped developing at 16

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@ThendoRalph “Let’s get into it.” I’m going to blast my personal problems globally because I think my tedious life is actually interesting. Like genuinely, shut up, idiot. If you are bored by your own story why wouldn’t everyone else.

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@rirokpik Hope he cried

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@LukaLev Permanent cervical spinal deformation from doing the bitchy head tilt everyday of her miserable life.

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@Rokeniswatching @Tribe4L @ThoughtCrimes80 Is he telling an infant with zero ability to understand a single phrase coming out of his mouth or his YAS QUEEN social media audience? Follow up: are you actually this dumb or are you aware you are being deliberately obtuse?

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@ThoughtCrimes80 “I’m a washed up theater faggot and I adopted you for attention.”

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@MarcheseMethods That thud must’ve rattled the neighbors house

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@ReclaimD1 Shut up and breed my children you dunce

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@stlcrdnlsfn08 @LukaLev No let them out themselves as vain children. It was never different—just better hidden!

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@LukaLev @YoungGun8140 Women often mistake talking a lot (invariably about themselves/their problems) with “processing emotions.” No bitch, we do have to process that shit all the time, we just don’t sing about from the rooftops of TikTok.

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@laderechadiario This is dumb. Women are not doing anything that complicated. They’re just letting their limbic system drive and viewing everything through institutionalized self interest. That’s it.

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@LyfAcrosBorders Helpful of her to tell on herself!

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@Shaughn_A2 Imagine being the demographic so far removed for actual work that talking is somehow “labor.”

[Steven Seagal Fan 83 @StevenSeagFan83]

I told her it was Mozart ⚡️⚡️

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@VetFather_Bill @MankindVsModFem That dog in background knows she talking about him and he’s scared

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@Adriana19Flower That’s because they’re Christian insomuch as it is an in group identifier. They don’t actually have the kind of faith as stipulated in scripture. They still let their limbic systems & libido drive. Stop expecting women to actually be principled—it’s rare and they’re often psychos

[I’m Muslim Now @BaronVonBadman]

@SGTGobrin @ChisomJuan89694 How many women you know are capable of navigating objective reality?