'Klaus.

People quake with fear because I have the power to make them afraid.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

Don't you dare. https://t.co/wB407DUtQ6

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

Why not? https://t.co/MaSTPBHhco

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

I know I know. https://t.co/uGZ9f44Jgi

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

Gonna throw myself down a bridge. https://t.co/kWD3EXED2k

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

And why aren't those sneezing don't help? |[Whines like a teenage girl.]| https://t.co/kEAG3mBwDV

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

It went in my nostrils by themselves! I didn't mean to sniff it. https://t.co/Ff69S0nA0k

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

@VerbotenVexer Oh well. |[Laughs.]|

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

Can I rip my nose off? https://t.co/rPDMtCDsQq

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

I just sneezed again! GOD DAMNIT.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

@VerbotenVexer If that makes me insane.. Then, I am insane.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

|[Casually goes to get the massages oils.]|

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

@VerbotenVexer Yes.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

I'll never get to 300. |[Snorts]|

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

@VerbotenVexer Yes. I blame them.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

Is your butt included? Can I massage your boobs too?

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

@VerbotenVexer I didn't mean to. Those little shit should have stayed away from my nostrils.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

Hello.. Wifey?

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

I sniffed pepper and now I can't stop sneezing.

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

I'm here. https://t.co/LpyTtAZKco

['Klaus. @BaronialWrath]

I have to go for a short while. |[Takes @SalaciousQueen along with me.]| #Out