Baron The Dog

Keen Observer of the Human Condition

[Baron The Dog @BarontheGSD]

Now oor never boyss 👀🔥 @Victorinus42980 @AndzelaSzegda @zkpeople @trippeaupred198 @hxroGOAT @tendyman69420 @erk14315_Jamie @cryptojiejie @NiMaPierlot @nftfyofficial @KristinaPivo6 @Jean_Lassalle94 @Muhamma58738523

[Baron The Dog @BarontheGSD]

Go Elon! Seriously. I know a few woke chihuahuas that will leave but so what.

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Exciting new brand out there. Preppers, Jan 6, Branch Davidians and the like will love this. Suggestion for the company - make sure to get customers’ middle names down correctly for eventual press coverage: https://t.co/ISKHC9U5wc

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Support the Truckers! Also support punctuation!

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When a puppy does something it should not the mother dog gives it a quick harmless bite to discourage a repeat. It’s done out of love. Today’s slightly harder bite goes to today’s celebrity idiot - Susan Sarandon. Chomp! https://t.co/OBYuIJQ1TN

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A guy who has never held a job, never had to manage employees, and never had to think about a paycheck or a bank account would like to tell employers how to be better. Big Fan! https://t.co/mm5HHBwd3e

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Is this what starts the Zombie Apocalypse? Please oh Please!! https://t.co/4KuZ5FPXKI #28hourslater

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Next Stop - Culture. Kardashian, Rogan, Rogen, West, Paltrow, The View - can't you humans do better?

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You know how everyone prefaces a comment with “With all Due Respect” or “I don’t mean this as a criticism”? - You will not see that here so if you are really sensitive please don’t follow me.

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First Stop - Politics. Biden/Trump/Pelosi/AOC/Cruz - Can you humans not do any better?

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Get Ready Everyone - I’m back in Business!

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Follow Up thought - wonder if she ever tried that with a marmot?

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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it’s hilarious! Go you beautiful tentacled beast - Vlogger attacked by octopus as she tries to eat it during live-stream https://t.co/mAt0iIhFLz

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Seriously though - I’ve seen those marmots use the potty and they NEVER wash their hands.

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After eating raw rodent’s kidney for 'good health,' couple dies of bubonic plague, sparks quarantine https://t.co/rBdkVhhDx6 What’s for tonight dear? Taco Bell? No Arby’s? No. Marmot - hell yes!

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I really love the “anti-vaxxers” ideas about the conspiracy regarding protecting kids and society. These same conspirators invented antibiotics and mostly ridded the world of smallpox, polio, measles (well until now), mumps and so forth. Don’t let history stop U!

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My hope for humanity - the word “Kardashian” never being uttered, printed, mentioned, invoked, or otherwise being part of the human condition.

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My humans just back from Kaua’i. Heard about the chickens everywhere. Sounds like dog heaven! #tasteslikechicken

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I’m back with a vengeance! Or at least rock solid motivation. Seatbelts fastened folks!

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