Barracuda Montgomery

I do all my own stunts.

[Barracuda Montgomery @BarracudaM]

@StephenKing You know you hit a nerve when

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@JustTooDamTired @clhbid While current owners live in the home for 36 months after purchase, they can rent the place for $1 a month during that time to a practicing organic farmer? Where do I sign? 😂😂

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@Richard_Kadrey @Gisseppii I’ll devour it regardless lol

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@Richard_Kadrey Yay! Can’t wait!

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@Aly_B_YYC @JasonPYYC Cigrits n Lucky

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@brobertson93 @22_Minutes It’s funny cuz it’s true

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@Richard_Kadrey Me too lol

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@AndersenAngus @BevWrayGreen In order to be tax exempt, indigenous folks need to live/work on a reservation.
Tax exemptions don’t happen at Walmart, no matter what treaty status.

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@Richard_Kadrey Just preordered a hardcover!! I can’t wait!

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@colinwelland @StJohnsTelegram Tell me you don’t get sarcasm without telling me you don’t get sarcasm.

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@Richard_Kadrey I got my last one this past summer, purposely in an area that has no sensation at all lol

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@Richard_Kadrey Spca maybe?

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@TIME @amandaknox Isn’t Amanda Knox a murderer? Why is she writing for Time?

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@AndersenAngus Right?!? I lived in St. John’s for 21 years and had exactly two green xmasses. Now snow doesn’t come til February

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@tamera @AndersenAngus Tell me you’ve never heard of the receiver general without telling me you never heard of the receiver general.

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@Richard_Kadrey Somebody say French bulldog?

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@Acyn White life?!?!

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@Richard_Kadrey

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@Richard_Kadrey Lloyd Kaufman is a rather lovely man, tho. When the cameras are off lol