KateHoadley✨

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[KateHoadley✨ @Barrazajue]

Bitches be having hair from INDIA & edges from AFRICA..

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Ciara "Like a Boy", Beyonce "If I Were a Boy", Rihanna "Rude Boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a Boy".

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Some of these ratchet hoes weaves be looking like "all my life I had to fight"

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You might have a million dollar body but you got a food stamp face..

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Twitter is looking like a ghetto CNN right now #Ratchet

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iPhone >> Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note > Blackberry

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Girls tweet stuff like "that text I just got >>" The text: What up?

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Niggas will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

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90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y'all telling me mermaids don?t exist? Fuck you.

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I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk A Belt Across That Ass!

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Obama prolly called romney and said ?I dont see how you can hate from outside the white house, you cant even get in! Hahaha Leggoo!

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I see all these #NationalBoyfriendDay pictures, and I'm like, yeah...I got my food.

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Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

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Too many baby showers, but not enough weddings.

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Look at this shit when you're high https://t.co/RzDX1xMtt3

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***WARNING*** LADIES PROTECT UR WEAVE, I REPEAT, LADIES PROTECT UR WEAVE, ITS GONNA BE HELL TONIGHT!!!

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When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

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Ladies, don't come outside lookin like a pack of skittles. Aint nobody wanna see no red weave, green nails, and YELLOW teeth!

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If a man with bands can make her dance, I wonder what a man with a degree can make her do...

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Ugly bitches favorite line: "I'm far from ugly..." I be like naw bitch, you closer than you think!