Jeff Barrett

PR Exec + Chief Evangelist @ShortyAwards | Host of It's No Fluke 400+ Episodes | Chair @CGAUnited

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

The chyron person at #MorningPsycho deserves a raise immediately. 🤣🤣

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

Matt LaFleur 🤝 Christmas Day Analyst for Netflix

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

@JamesRadio 😁

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

Remembering someone's birthday at 11:58 PM, Pacific.

[wok @wokdior]

Caleb Williams Being Carted Off the Field

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

A Seaport apartment building is hosting a pool party for its resident dogs today before its outdoor deck is closed for the season.

🤍

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭

[jay @jaydotverse]

"you could've bought bitcoin in 2012"

me in 2012

[Charly Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

Best use of AI I've seen this year

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

"Stop wasting your money on pointless stuff"

Meanwhile me..

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

Yes! I'm dipping a fry in a Frosty next to a row of house plants in a Dave Thomas Solarium old.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

You’re old

But are you @Wendys sunroom old?

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

@RepJeffries Words: Tough
Actions: Meeting With Jared Kushner

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

How I will explain 2026 to my grandkids.

[Caitlin Cook @DeadCaitBounce]

He saw the horizon and remembered he was free

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

👍 👍

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Last night was the annual Elaine dance contest at the Brooklyn Cyclones game https://t.co/sKYrlJOgvv

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

"Which professional athlete do you find the most inspiring?"

me:

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

If by "rizz" you mean "have you considered bundling your home and auto?" then absolutely.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Jake from State Farm rizzing up Kelsey Plum 😭

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

@mark_ledain @NatureUnedited 🤣 Yep soon we are going to be paying protection money to the raccoons.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave