Jeff Barrett

Chief Evangelist @ShortyAwards | Host of It's No Fluke | ✈ 50+ cities writing on startups for @Entrepreneur @Inc | Too stubborn for Bluesky

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

The chyron person at #MorningPsycho deserves a raise immediately. 🤣🤣

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Retiring from 82-0 cuz stop it

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to become a popstar to perform at the nation’s 250th.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.

[Kyle Harrison @kwharrison13]

This photo deserves a Pulitzer.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Wrong number texted me and I could not help myself 😭

[Theo 🎣 @realVespasian]

Was feeling good about myself then buddy brutally parrotmogs me

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll]

It turns out $BIRD'S comfortable wool runners were just a stepping stone to AI. Because of course. How could we miss that?! The signs were there. 😉 https://t.co/3pcf9Z2PJB

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

Just off the dome I’d probably say 6 eggs

[kenny @kiiLkenny]

This dude worked his 9-5, threw on his favorite red sweater, willingly bought tickets to see the 17-58 Wizards, and THIS is how you repay him? You just turned this man into the Joker 😭

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i can tell he has no recollection of the incident and that’s what’s so scary..