Warren

Raising kids, lighting cigars, watching the party I left set itself on fire.

[Warren @swd2]

The chlorine causes the fish to suffocate while also burning them alive. Most are dead within 15 minutes. But hey, the MAGA kids got to play.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

At Trump’s Virginia golf club, small fish were dumped into the swimming pool so kids could try to catch them.

[Warren @swd2]

I have so many questions. Is the arch going to be like a giant Pez dispenser that we just pack full of shit?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage."

[Warren @swd2]

Compare for yourself

[Warren @swd2]

Macklemore spoke from his heart, took the heat, and lost his job. Ed Sheeran read a statement carefully written by others. You can see him reading it here. Not at all the same.

[Warren @swd2]

He’s fucking off at a football game while we can’t win a war after six months that we were told would take two weeks.

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

AMERICA’S SECRETARY OF WAR!!!

[Warren @swd2]

Imagine reading Isiah 6:8 and thinking it means taking up arms. You clowns should read the book you profess to follow.

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

.@SECWAR "This is our first stop on what we are calling the SEND ME TOUR.

If you know your Book of Isaiah, Chapter 6, Verse 8, the Lord said, 'Whom shall I send?' Isaiah says, 'Lord, I AM HERE. SEND ME...'

For 250 years of this country, there have been men and women who RAISED THEIR RIGHT HAND and said, 'SEND ME.'

SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE REDCOATS.

SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS.

SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE ISLAMISTS.

AND YOU ARE SAYING, SEND ME TO GO FIGHT WHATEVER THREATS THREATEN OUR NATION.'"

[Warren @swd2]

@JTee13722893 Yep

[Warren @swd2]

Someone responded that Brandon is married to an Indian and her dad (noted right wing nutjob) responded by throwing his whole heritage right under the bus.

[Warren @swd2]

If this works, you can bet your ass MAGA will die of cancer before they take a mRNA vaccine because that’s where we are with anti-science hysteria in 2026.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A cancer vaccine succeeded in a clinical trial in preventing the recurrence of melanoma, a result experts say is a breakthrough for mRNA-based treatments.

Trials for lung cancer, pancreatic cancer and other diseases' vaccines are also underway. https://t.co/5DnJDA2f58

[Warren @swd2]

Lindsey Graham would've loved Fat Bear Week.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

Words to familiarize yourself with before Fat Bear Week starts on Tuesday:

Hefty — Packing extra poundage
Hoss — Has its own gravitational pull
Wide Load — Please allow extra room at Brooks Falls
Built Different — Mostly made of salmon
Mega Chonk — Final boss of chonks
Big Back — Self-explanatory
Winter-ready — Fat. Glorious. Prepared

Study up. There will be a test.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Lauren Boebert denied allegations that she had sexual relationships with staff members:

“Well, I’m not a lesbian or bisexual, and I have never, ever been in any inappropriate relationship, nor have I ever been sexually involved with any staff,” Boebert told Sources Say News.

Addressing additional claims in the story, including an alleged relationship with former Rep. Matt Gaetz and his wife, Ginger, she added, “Creative, I’ll give him that!”

[Warren @swd2]

I think Trump and his fellow Republicans should absolutely run on never-ending war with Iran, $5 gas, $7 diesel, pro-data center construction, and doing whatever Netanyahu says.

Let’s have that election.

[Warren @swd2]

@atrupar So that’s why he’s suddenly posting on X again like a crackhead.

[Warren @swd2]

@Imback2222 Yes that 😂

[Warren @swd2]

I honestly don’t care that he sold weed and his bank fraud charge when you look into the details is also a crazy situation. The problem is he wants grace for himself and all his mistakes but he wants everyone else to face the full consequences of their actions.

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

Byron Donalds admits he sold weed when he was in his 20s and talks about getting arrested for bank fraud.

[Warren @swd2]

Hey Natalie, give Trump his phone back. It’s getting weird.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Warren @swd2]

Don't waste a minute of your time on Pat McAfee. He's a clown. ESPN knows he's a clown. Their audience is mostly mouth breathing knuckle draggers who walk around all day with gas station drug fueled freedumb boners. Ignore them.

[Warren @swd2]

Did additional Americans die in the war with Iran?

Who knows?

Under Pete Hegseth, the Pentagon stopped daily briefings. We've had six in total since the war begin. The last one was in May.

Think about that.

We're at war and the SecDef refuses to address the media through himself or a spokesman on a regular open basis.

What is he hiding?

We have credible reports of more deaths, low stockpiles of ammunition, poor food quality for our troops, deployment mental health concerns, etc. and his response is to clamp down, fire the editor of the Stars and Stripes, and hide from the press.

This isn't normal. None of this is normal.

If you care about our troops whether you vote Republican or Democrat shouldn't matter. This is not ok.

[Warren @swd2]

@BlackDeathBard Yep. They’re all Al-Qaeda now. Too late. 😂

[Warren @swd2]

This week in Republican critical thinking:

Bestiality ✔️
Halal Cheese ❌

[Warren @swd2]

To reiterate, I think he would be a terrible governor much worse than Ron DeSantis. I don’t think he has the temperament or the experience to lead the state.

[Warren @swd2]

If your husband decides to deny the election results, goes around the country spreading lies, gets a mob of simple minded people all fired up and marching on the Capitol, then yes, you will have to dip into your family savings again.