Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller

I promote big fat celebrities like myself with flowing prose as well as all of you little people who won the lottery. Win the lottery, finally. Parody.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

I'm going to try to tweet every day by puking out random thoughts. After I go viral, I hope nobody thinks I'm stuck up. Why? Because I will be bed-ridden after having contracted a virus.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@brianeskow NO. Give yourself a break. I'll bet you've made mistakes that were even worse.

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@pearlythingz My inner simp pines for "the one who got away". My present self would end up very easily disappointed if we met for coffee tomorrow morning.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@elonmusk You're full of sh*t, Elroy. Why don't you just stick to electric cars and rockets instead of working out your childhood issues on social media?

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@JimmyMack0320 @itsJeffTiedrich I don't necessarily like Jeff either. But at least he isn't a whore.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@itsJeffTiedrich THAT WAS MEAN. Still, it doesn't change the fact that the venal and undead-looking f****r had brainworms in his brain.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@brianeskow Trump will be a lame duck. He will also actually hire "the right people" the second time around.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@NickAdamsinUSA She seems like a perfectly delightful and proud wh*re who's had more d*cks in her seeping nethers than any holy man could ever dream of counting. But then again, my opinion has been formed by all of the Teams Trump.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@ksorbs America is a constitutional republic with heavy democratic tendencies that ret*rds like Kevin Sorbo would be unlikely to f*ck with given their basest of instincts.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@3YearLetterman @stats_feed Your IQ test SUCKED. I took one where the highest possible score was 150.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@NickAdamsinUSA Trump is at least 6'4" and has to weigh a solid 265 lbs given how lean and muscular he is. Where do you come off making him seem like he's less than a man somehow?

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@NickAdamsinUSA Yet, America needs a baby boom. Too bad that American women ruined such a possibility. BRING IN THE IMMIGRANTS.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@GeorgeTakei Look, George. Joe isn't really as g*y as you'd like to think. Would you still vote for him if that was the case?

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@NickAdamsinUSA When push comes to shove, America needs a real bobbleheaded freak in the White House. Not Joe Biden.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@pearlythingz Look. It's a good thing that absolutely insufferable/independent women will fall by the wayside and not end up reproducing. The rest of the human race will fill the void.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@ScottTMcLarty @NickAdamsinUSA Nick wasn't bragging. He was stating FACTS like so many level-headed Conservatives who support an alleged freak like Trump do nowadays.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@Michael32556874 @NickAdamsinUSA Alpha Males sell their Hot Wheels at a premium around the age of seven.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@NickAdamsinUSA You'd better be good. I will not waste a single microsecond or two on some halfwit posing as an Alpha Male.

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@brianeskow PARTIES HATE EVERY DAY AMERICAN CITIZENS.

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@pearlythingz India is an extremely racist and, as it just so happens, gender-obsessed county.

[Barron Dennison (Sydney) Miller @BarronDennison1]

@NickAdamsinUSA I'll bet your butcher is a sneaky little f****r when push comes to shove. Bring your own scale.