Barry Lynch

Maintaining a sense of ironic detachment is a full time job.

[Barry Lynch @BarryAustinLync]

@ronsterd89 Golf, bicycling and darts.

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@TheLiberal_ie Had an excellent Polish driver yesterday from the Airport to Swords - a very short drive, but he was relaxed about it. Some other more exotic cultures may have become somewhat agitated.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K It was dull for long stretches of dialogue between Phoenix and his sister, but otherwise it was very watchable.

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@IsabelOakeshott @PeterTatchell Was at Geneva airport this morning. Awful, but then nearly every airport is these days: processing humans through a technological blizzard of controlling nonsense.

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@AndrewHWestern Andrew, you’re vile, old chap.

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@DPJHodges Politicians mouth outraged homilies and banalities and do nothing. Enough already.

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@Keir_Starmer Keir, you great, galloping hypocrite. How do sleep at night?

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@DPJHodges Dan, it’s all falling apart: the civilised world collapsing under its own squalid empathy and orthodoxies.

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@Benleo The chap seemed a little disagreeable, but it’s probably an issue of low impulse control and high testosterone levels. He may also be costive.

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@I_amMukhtar As bent as a tree on the Shetland Islands.

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@NEWSFLASH_BUDDY @its_The_Dr Brian Linehan

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Invidious to choose between them. Why even bother.

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@wackywokes @tonyblackburn Stop posing and give little Mo his ice cream,

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@HJB_News__ Roadman is high testosterone, very low intellect and low violent impulse threshold, innit, bro. Trouble ensues, my man, respect innit.

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@Austin0z81 Is this intended as satire?

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@ConfessionsPete Fork handles

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@Savage16May Michael Caine

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@Bonn1eGreer Ireland’s unique culture is being destroyed. It’s now as culturally incoherent as Heathrow’s Terminal Five. Sad.

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@Deb_s1984 @montie A furious woman once came to my room in a Palm Springs hotel and demanded ice cubes as I’d taken the last ones from the floor’s icemaker. I gave up a few as she was very American and scary as only American women can be. They’re demonic.

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@jeremycorbyn Good God, man, you’re a frightful bore,