i remember thinking that, if i ever had kids, i would tell them santa wasn’t real. why would i lie to my child?
anyway, i’m now writing my three-year-old a letter from the disney princesses encouraging her to behave at bedtime.
If you haven’t gotten an update from your attorney in 2.5 days (including the weekend) because court hasn’t done anything yet on a motion filed on Thursday, definitely send a strongly worded AI generated email reminding them of their professional duties to keep client informed and demand that they call the court ASAP. The attorney will definitely call the court to “demand the judge review the motion ASAP.” The court will for sure comply with such demands. That’s how it works. Follow me for more hacks!!
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.