Barry Allen

Forensic Scientist, man-about-the-Gem-Cities, and generally nice guy. Also, I'm often late, but it's totally not a power move.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@KT_So_It_Goes "Working an angle" - get a brain bleed, a type of small stroke, for merely reporting on a violent terrorist group, then get people to pay a fraction of your medical bills.

Ah yes - The perfect con.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@snopes @MrAndyNgo @Quillette Please stop being garbage. Get shit right or shut the fuck up.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@2begrn2009 @ChadHastyRadio @dannydjmorales @Nike Why is someone's choice to take offense have to be everyone else's problem?

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@ChadHastyRadio @Nike Kaepernick's a cunt.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@Rachelia72 @john_sipher @rezaaslan Since you redefined a huge, steaming pile of horseshit as "entirely accurate."

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@oufenix @RichardCRogers @rezaaslan If you actually believe that's why anyone voted for Trump, you've misunderstood what's going on politically very, very badly.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@oufenix @RichardCRogers @rezaaslan It isn't. Or, if it is, it's only so in your mind.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@rezaaslan You're a complete fucking idiot. It's a sad testimony that anyone anywhere listens to a word you say.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@happyhippy260 @Zambini11 @tweetmommybop @LindseyGrahamSC Trump's speechwriters only wish they could tell you morons how truly fucking stupid you are. Me, I can say whatever the fuck I want so long as the pearl clutching babies at Twitter don't get up off their fainting couches.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@MichaelAvenatti @LindseyGrahamSC Hush little Mikey, don't say a word, your cellmate's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@tweetmommybop @LindseyGrahamSC He's joking, you fucking idiot.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@Good_Lt @jatall31 @Doc_0 You're a galactically stupid piece of shit. There's a world of different between cakes and first amendment rights.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@DavidAFrench Dude, just stop already. With every passing tweet, you make yourself look like a bigger and bigger toolbag.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@Slate That you stink isn't a fake problem. I mean, you may like your own brand, but the rest of us don't.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@raesanni "I recently got into astrology."

Of course you did. Astrology is perfect for you - it's unscientific nonsense that appeals to idiots.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@WajahatAli You're a lying piece of shit. It's not because of your name, your religion, or the color of your skin. You just lie, a lot. You're dishonest and generally without conscience.

You won't retweet this because you're a lying piece of shit and a coward.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@gaywonk @YouTube Then shut the fuck up already.

[Barry Allen @BarryHenryAllen]

@madmcferrin @Jade2thaMax You're both racists.