Barry and Joe

These bros may not be able to live under the same roof for much longer, but their friendship will last forever.

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B:Ya know,Joe,maybe we should stay here until @realDonaldTrump releases his tax returns? J:Knew we'd find a way for us to grow old together!

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B: What a week, huh, Joe? Care to unwind on the court? Maybe play a little P.O.T.U.S.? *rips off slacks revealing gym shorts* J:Let's ball!

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B: I hear ya, Joe. I find myself getting a little emotional when one of the Secret Servicemen holds the door open for me.

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J: Between you and me, Bar, I was a little sad when the @GameOfThrones splash screen didn't have Nudity listed. No #WalkOfAtonement :-(

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J: Barry! This @WhiteHouse Talent Show is going to be on fleek! Did I use that right? Anyway, my ventriloquist act is going to kill!

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Joe waits less-than-patiently by the White House front door hoping for the @girlscouts to "get up the nerve to come this way."

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B: This dabbing thing has gotten a little loose. Natasha has resorted to giving out half-dabs for most mundane things. Just raises her arm.

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J: Whatcha wanna do today? B: The same thing we do everyday...try to get Congress to answer our phone calls.

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In the 9th, Barry considers some bills on his desk. Joe wonders if @Bharper3407 might want to "cruise this town" after the game. #FunAgain

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Things get awkward during the sixth inning of the @Nationals game when the kiss cam lingers on B&J. Secret Service barely keep it together.

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In the fourth of the @Nationals game, Joe stares longingly during the President's Race.The big heads make him laugh.
*whispers* J:"One day."

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Barry really enjoys singing 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' at the @Nationals game. Wonders what jingle should accompany basketball games.

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Barry and Joe take in a @Nationals game. Joe spends the fourth inning wondering if Barry is going to polish off those damn nachos.

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@BarryJoeSitcom "...his privilege has privilege."

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@BarryJoeSitcom B: Just what the world needs...an opportunity to make JoeBama jokes. I can hear them now:"JoeBama's sooo white..."

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B:So, this is going to sound odd, but I'm giving some real consideration to changing my middle name. **laughs** J:That right? How about Joe?

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Barry seeks common ground with GOP on EPA bill. Joe tries vaping on for size.

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Joe sneaks into the WH kitchen for midnight Oreos only to find that someone has beaten him to them. He considers waking the head of NSA.

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Barry and Joe make final selections on the wine list before a dignity dinner. B: Well? J: By the numbers on this one. ABV, boss. ABV.

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Barry and Joe skip a budget committee meeting to spend the afternoon on https://t.co/GYaadH8paM *laughing* J: The confetti kills me!