Barry Trotz

Paradoy Hockey coach of the Washington Capitals. RIP my neck

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@nick_sebastiano @StanFischler @joshho @NYIslanders That’s what she said

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@StanFischler @joshho @NYIslanders I just had a long talk with my buddy about how the heck do they get the Salt Inside Roasted In-Shell Peanuts? If you can answer that Stan Ill answer you.

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@kmartel_sports Well that would be a crime

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@kmartel_sports Maybe get that patreon back where you eat and ppl pay you to watch. Except nobody did. #TakeTheHint

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@WBrettWilson Will you please talk to me? I’m lonely on this Long Island

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New Yawk here comes Trotzy!

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Sadly, I must step away from @Capitals . I am now going to pursue my other lifelong dream, and that is to own a @DestinationXL . Men like me with no necks need speciality stores like this. Respect my decision @washingtonpost and @kerrywashington

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BREAKING: I’m in discussions with the New York Islanders, in hopes of becoming the Islanders new hot dog taster. All updates will be on the twitter

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@Midday180 Im still drunk FYI

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@IgorBabailov @Capitals @ovi8 Thank you Igor, I’m going to paint you soon.

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I hope they play Sweet Caroline

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Congratulations to @Capitals Washiington Capitols head coach @Barrytrotz who just won his and the team's first Stanley Cup. Class guy who was in Nashville for nearly two decades. You deserve it.

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@Scott_Couch @Capitals .thanks Scott! When I come back in town let’s you and I get an apartment together.

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@joefishervu @Capitals Thanks Joe. I remember you and I discussing how great this game has been to me....while we were nude. In the shower. Thanks for everything

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@R1ckterScale @JayHinson_PxP @Capitals @PredsNHL @ovi8 WHO DIS??!!

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@ChandlerBarron2 @ovi8 @Capitals Grazie mille

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@mark22johnson @WillyD1025 Thank you. I don’t know who you are, my apologies

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My butt is sweating