@MbarkCherguia Be the first one to say "I'm looking for a real man".
Aside from the fact your pillow will be able to open her phone when she leaves...
...Her dreams probably have trailers. Her inner dialog is in surround sound. Her brain storms actually appear on the doppler radar.
@ClownWorld If I was a betting man, and prior service, which I am both, I'd say from the age of the civi clothed kid and the fact he got a sleeve tat, probably spent from his Basic/AIT or whatever they call it now, thats probably another soldier out of uniform that f'd around n found out
@ThoNg676733 Felt it was fake from the jump, but the minute ol' buddy popped around the corner and I saw the wear and appearance of the uniform, the hair, I was like nah Battle Buddy. Whisky tango foxtrot regulations are you reading