𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚜 🔮✨

an Organized Mess™

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan.

Absolute cinema.

[Venus Cuffs @VenusCuffs]

If you are not a native New Yorker & you move here YOU NEED TO RESPECT THE CULTURE THAT MADE YOUR PUNK ASS WANT TO MOVE HERE.

This is the city that never sleeps & you are calling the cops for loud noise and block parties? Take your raggedy ass back to Iowa.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

New Yorkers dealing with it raining every single fucking weekend

[alli @sonofalli]

they should invent a New York City where it doesn’t rain every weekend

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

i love when goalies cover the puck they look so much like cats

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@BadgerWHockey A Bed of Red Azaleas, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (rotated, detail), 📸 by David Stluka

[jo 🚀 @alyingliar]

bringing this back again

[manny @mannyfidel]

god damn lol

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

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[𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚜 🔮✨ @BarsoReMegha]

@NYIslanders WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDD

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[erika @yeeeerika]

you're acting up? right before santa clause comes to town? unbelievable

[vincent ⚢ @sudokubutch]

and if i said the pwhl should let the players fight. what then

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Yesterday, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.