Big Bert

Physicist. Stand up guy.

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

JUST IN : JD VANCE IS VICE PRESIDENT

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

JUST IN : JD VANCE SAYS HE IS PREPARED TO STEP IN AS AMERICA’S NEXT PRESIDENT IF TRUMP’S HEALTH WERE TO DECLINE

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

I commend @MLB for having the courage to correctly rank the glorious and noble Bobby Witt above the media darling Juan Soto.

[MLB @MLB]

Bobby Witt Jr. has emerged as a five-tool superstar, rising all the way to No. 3 on @MLBNetwork’s #Top100RightNow.

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

Why what happened?

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Kanye West and Bianca Censori split.

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MAGAs have their favorite guy in charge, control both houses of Congress, and the best economic plan they can come up with is to create the largest unemployment crisis since the Great Depression. Pretty wild.

[Freckled Liberty 🔥 @FreckledLiberty]

yes.

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

The funniest outcome of all this is Wall Street becoming leaders on woke. Chevron asking your pronouns when you put gas in your car. Morgan Stanley reading land acknowledgments before earnings statements.

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

Just checked my portfolio and feel like we should have voted for Kamala tbh

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Lots of excitement about this from the base. Student loans are woke and gay. Food programs are communist. Medical research is gay as hell. Medicare you guessed it that’s for gay guys. We need to go through it all with a fine toothed comb and see if there’s more money for Israel.

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

There’s something about four beers that just really makes me want a fifth.

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@JamesDaKid21 Arkansas is this real?

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Which state has the best signature food?🤔😋

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they call me they/them the way i never Ms.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It's simple.

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

Oh my god hahahahahaha

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

My most white hot take is that the What a Pro Wants commercial is totally fine

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

*Playoff game goes to break*

WHAT A PRO WANTS WHAT A PRO NEEDS

NO FLEX, ZONE!

DON’T LET ME GOOOOOOO

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

What is the take?

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

this is probably my most schizophrenic take

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

Because they’re getting laid 😎😎

[critter @BecomingCritter]

the reason most men don’t do therapy is the same reason they don’t engage in prostitution

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

Why does everybody say ‘mind you’ now?

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Me when they’re mean to Toby in The Office

[Big Bert @BarstoolEnstein]

The wildest part of this video is that Edey has a shirt that’s too big

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Video of Zach Edey is going viral on social media