Bartolo Colón Muse

Big, Sexy, Sam Rosen enthusiast, disgruntled Mets fan, fairly new Villan, Florida Gator, etc.

[Bartolo Colón Muse @BartColon40]

They should make everyone attending Taylor swift’s wedding walk up the ramp that road teams enter through

[Bartolo Colón Muse @BartColon40]

@NYRLouie

[Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر @emilykschrader]

Inconvenient facts for Zohran Mamdani @NYCMayor:

Countries with an official religion: 43
Officially Islamic: 27
Officially Christian: 13
Officially Jewish: 0 (Israel does not have an official state religion)

*None* of the countries with Islam as the official state religion fully protect the rights of religious minorities to the exact same extent as Muslims, in both law and practice.

[Bartolo Colón Muse @BartColon40]

“Giovanni DiGiulian” sounds like something @BlueshirtsBreak or @OhRyanMead would say when they can’t remember Phil DiGiuseppe’s name

[hope @nohopeleague]

New York Rangers Development Camp Roster Guide (2026 Edition)

🟩: players signed to their entry-level contracts
🟨: drafted players who are unsigned
🟥: ufa invitees

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Pavel Dorofeyev

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

You can just tweet Pavel Dorofeyev and get 69+ likes

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@OhRyanMead Nice.

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@borgenszn The Jews

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@JakeBrownLive hi

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@JakeBrownLive @ChrisBresh 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Jake Brown @JakeBrownLive]

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Mets may be bad, but at least you are getting sick seats + unlimited free buffet/food/snacks & soft drinks.

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[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

I can’t believe they put out a second letter man

[Bartolo Colón Muse @BartColon40]

@Peterson_IsKing Am I crazy or was Jake diekmans entire legacy saved by that one Aaron judge strikeout

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@nygnightmare Dude

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@Adamsp523 @marcinko_nick ⏸️

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@Adamsp523 @GatorDiamondPod Facts

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@delatorre Stats that matter

[Adam @Adamsp523]

I’m on TV

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Mark

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@ZachStecklow @NJTRANSIT @ZohranKMamdani what is your plan to fix this???

[Bartolo Colón Muse @BartColon40]

@pootsobotka I tried to reserve a table at Mustang Harry’s and they took me out back and fucking shot me