Bart Simpson Parody

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? *Parody Account* Not associated with The Simpsons in any way. I just tweet Funny shit. Enjoy!

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Cursing helps relieve pain by 50% percent.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the "Add your location" button during his last tweet.

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Retweet if you found the mitsake.

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Person: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" Me: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

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Home = A place where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." A rapist: "I saw, I conquered, I came."

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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

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We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day.

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Elementary school = 30 friends. Middle school = 20 friends. High school = 10 friends. College = 3 Real friends.

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Never play scrabble with Lil Wayne, he makes up too many words.

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Dear math, I heard you're good with algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

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The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results.

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Frenemy = An enemy pretending to be your friend.

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*Puts on too much lotion" Me: "Oh crap." *Wipes half of it on the person next to me*

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9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.

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Leggings ain't for everybody. Especially you hungry hippo looking hoes. I get tired of saying it but somebody gotta tell these hoes.

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Life is a fucking waste of time, time is a fucking waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!

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So, Meek Mill real name Robert Williams... & Rick Ross real name is William Roberts. o_O

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Akon 2006 "I wanna fuck you" .. Akon 2008 "I wanna make love right now na na na"... Akon 2010 "I just had sex!"... Poor guy waited 4 years!