Bart McCortney

[Bart McCortney @BartMcc]

On the list of things I’m interested in, the NFL draft ranks immediately below learning to cook possum.

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@nethertonj That is super cool! The bonus was that the Redbirds lost.

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@OfficialJackson Drive. It’s one of the top ten songs by any artist in any genre.

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@revbmat Interesting use of the word garbage, Mr. President.

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Hamas would crap its collective britches if this ticket won.

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This matches the exact day that Hank the black lab came to live with us.

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Kate has two extra tickets for the Zach Brown concert at Paycom Center on Friday, May 17. Price is very good, and you avoid ridiculous service fees charged by SeatGeek, StubHub, etc.

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Do not rejoice when your enemy falls, and do not let your heart be glad when he stumbles. Proverbs 24:17.

Does that include cheering against the Cardinals? Because my heart is exceedingly glad when they lose.

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@revbmat @Lights_Out_20 Mr. Luguentz Dort would like a word.

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I realize we’re not at the halfway point of the season, but this Thunder team is causing young men to have visions and old men to dream dreams.

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Cashier: Would you like your ($0.15) change?

Tell me you don't know Bart without saying you don't know Bart.

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My coworkers understand an important day when they see one. ⁦@GeorgeStrait⁩ #HereForAGoodTime

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@gmccortney Sorry I am just now seeing this. The only correct answer is Amarillo by Morning by @GeorgeStrait .

This is not a hard question, and my answer will not change tomorrow.

I do not know how to post links.

The end.

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@MccortneyRyan Kate is going to take this comment personally.

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Jesus is the starting pitcher for the Marlins today. That should rankle some Pharisees.

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Pretty sure Santa has my number.

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Good luck to my Oklahoma State friends and family.

(I'm trying very, very hard to actually mean that.)

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I ran out of my multi vitamins and this is what ⁦@_cherylmc⁩ replaced them with. I DO NOT QUALIFY.

#50Eve

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To steal a line from the great and wise @OfficialJackson
If they found the found the fountain of youth, I wouldn't drink a drop, and that's the truth. It's funny how it seems I'm just getting to my best years yet.

#50Eve

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@gmccortney @Spotify @GeorgeStrait It's bad form to call out a relative on Twitter. If you have a problem with family, pick up the phone. However, this is an emergency.

It's never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever "one of those days" if you have a @GeorgeStrait song stuck in your head.