Bart Parks

78th generation farmer. My tweets are fully sponsored by BaySanto, Dow-DuPont, and Syngenta. They love me.

[Bart Parks @BartParks]

@OttoScholl @StandardGrain Had to double check to see if I clicked on the right podcast

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@Vines_N_Cattle I didn’t drink enough

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I just wanted it to be over

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@_TheMizzouTiger Who tf hasn’t certified acres already?

Are you the most insufferable tool on twitter??

[Bart Parks @BartParks]

Happened once. Did this. Took about a month for them to realize they were being treated as a child, and on them to fix things. It seems like micromanaging because it is, they realize it too, but it’s fair.

Chore based worked out a little higher than hourly if they stayed motivated. If not… welp, you made $15 today.

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@wtx_trading Monetary rewards/penalty. Change from hourly to per chore based payment. Takes some time initially on your part to input everything. Explain why. 2 months and it will be fixed

[coachculva @cycloneculver]

i truly believe that politics bring out the worst in people . never really understood it tbh.

[Craig 🇺🇸 @CVDmarkets]

It’s funny that you think any political party cares about you

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@JrodCreed Yes please

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@591actual I just got that same email

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@MattNCOK Excellent question. Common sentiment seems to be “1 more acre than I farm is too much”

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“Let’s take it from somewhere, and put it into something I’m already doing! Because I’m right and you’re wrong.”

[Acorn Bluff Farms @AcornBluffFarms]

farmers don't need bailouts. Stop subsidizing inefficient, single row crop operations that take 3 weeks of work a year!!!

Incentivize grazed cover crop, new crops, and denser production per acre.

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@scottwestacre Go to bed, it’s only wheat

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@591actual @IllinoisSamH So just incorporate if it’s so beneficial?

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@JerodMcDaniel @kellyinvegas total book per weekend on college football?

[Bart Parks @BartParks]

My (now) wife and I were actively moving from a shitty basement studio apartment to the upstairs equally shitty one bedroom apartment in college. Hooked up tv first to be able to watch. She was worried with my expletives.

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

23 years ago today, Aaron Boone sent the Yankees to the World Series.

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@OkieStotts Nothing to worry about brother

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Eff the Dodgers, but glad to see Shohei get a swing

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@CBKimbrell Would they have to get the crane back when they wanted to feed it, or just push it over?