BartSchmit

Woo pig 🐖, father of 3 girls, single, love pussy

[BartSchmit @BartSchmit]

@John_Pork_5 Shut the fuck up stetson, ugly ass

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I would rather eat fucking glass then ever fly American again. Genuinely one of the sorriest fucking companies to exist right now. Hope their headquarters is next #Iran

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LFG ABELLA DANGER!! It’s all about the U in me

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i’m tryna royal ghost this chick #iykyk

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@John_Pork_5 This guys a fucking loser, met him at this bar in Tennessee one time and he dropped my sack in the fucking toilet. Bros girl prolly looks something out of a swamp and those pants are feminine. #boneroftheyear

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@hyattwatcher This pirates of the caribbean ass dude really just sacrificed every child below the age of 6 or 7 in indiana to rape the thunder. #juneteenth2025

[elias @aqweefed]

i swear these things are taking pics of my wiener

[BartSchmit @BartSchmit]

god i’m so racked in austin! if anyone knows a dude who’s got heroin lmk please, ill suck ur dih

[BartSchmit @BartSchmit]

If anyone wants to indulge in some baggage claim and suck this dih please like my tweet

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wtm tn- tryna pop out on a tuesday dead ahh nah foo

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@AB84 My typa loadout

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the new year #CTESPN

[BartSchmit @BartSchmit]

I gotta go visit ole miss and find Mary Kate. Clearly that box is to die for. W father letting his son know who’s boss. Can’t be mad at him for marking his territory. If I was him I would have done more then just fucked her. #gorebels

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@swipathefox don’t do this to me foxy its okay all me and my homies gonna rip some sack in honor of you tn

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I need a guy, who’s knows a guy in DFW area

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@linconson99244 I could tug ur weiner

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fuck all yall pussies that just started meat riding my boy deaaron fox now that he got traded. that’s been my boy since day one when everyone was sleepin on his ahh. now he’s on the spurs and yall goofies think he gonna win 5 fuckin rings. cowards

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@linconson99244 you get no pussy, wouldn’t count on it tn buddy

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@unbasedsavage If my kid ever did this I would shove up a smith and weston up his butthole and blow his brains out so he could really know what it’s like to get fucked