BartenderConfessions

Love my job, but hate stupid people. Hopefully you will discover how dumb you are and another bartender somewhere will be saved from the same frustration.

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You and your no tip on 5 car bombs can fall in a hole and die. #yourbartenderhatesyou

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Disassociating from the reality that it is both Halloween AND fall back tonight. #bartenderproblems

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As I'm pouring her water she yells, "can i get that water??!" #yourbartenderhatesyou

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Whatever you do, don't order 5 shots and ask to pay for them all separately you psycho #yourbartenderhatesyou

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This bitch just yelled at me to "GOOGLE IT!" When I told her I never heard of what she ordered. #yourbartenderhatesyou

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Damn she just got a 6 top. This isn't as funny anymore. Plus I can see in the kitchen and theyre not wearing gloves. Peace out.

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Girl is rocking it though. These tables have no clue she hates them so much. #livetweet #yourserverhatesyou

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Now they have one of the cooks out here taking tables. You can imagine how that is going. #livetweet #crashandburn

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As two more tables walk in, old dude flags her down and orders coffee. Hahahahaha oh shit. I should help her. #livetweet #crashandburn

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She just screamed at the hostess, "I CANT TAKE ANY MORE TABLES!!!" Right in her face. #livetweet #crashandburn

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At this restaurant watching this server crash and burn. She's the only one here. Should I feel bad? This is awesome. #livetweet

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My poor manager got screamed at by so many customers tonight. Poor managers. #customersareassholes #yourbartenderhatesyou

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But I was here firrrrrst!!!

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I hear "EXCUSE ME!" And see a girl reaching for me wearing a birthday tiara. Oh nooo. #yourbartenderhatesyou

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This dude just ordered a "whiskey and cola" and it made my night.

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I'm back bitches #yourbartenderhatesyou

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Either this couple is having an affair or this lady is a hooker. #peopleareweird #bartenderproblems

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What kind of vodka do you have??? Do you have Bombay?? #bartenderproblems

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Oh how we all wish we were as cool as the lady with the big hat and the sunglasses on at the bar. #bartenderproblems #derby