Emeka Egbuka, if you can hear me, please listen. Many people have given up on you, but I haven’t. I’ve seen you perform at a high level this season, and I know you have what it takes. Tonight is your chance to silence all the haters. I believe in you.
I just wanna give a big shout out to @Disney & @espn for not letting me watch Monday Night Football tonight.
Disney doubled their profits to $5 billion+ last year and yet somehow can't sign an agreement with YouTube TV to let me watch fucking football. Fuck you, House of Mouse.
If Chris Collinsworth was 5 inches inside Sydney Sweeney, and Patrick Mahomes was 5 inches inside him, there is do doubt in my mind that he would move backwards. #NFL