David Barton Harris

My Music:

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🎵 Gun Gallery 🎵 https://t.co/OcVGQmZpFX

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🎵 Kilowatt Heating and Air 🎵 https://t.co/S030rxBsqA

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🎵 Meats and Foods 🎵 (feat Little Pig Sittin' on a Fence) https://t.co/u7Th3NYP7t

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🎵 Dental Oasis 🎵 https://t.co/zhhRqsZrX8

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The Room™ https://t.co/UUCbX3v8R2

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Night Secrets™ https://t.co/K2bXiPoown

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Venus Gifts™ https://t.co/BevD6EF6Kr

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Glendale Lube™ https://t.co/qVtFIp2x8k

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Our Daily Bread™ https://t.co/CRSl6C10ZE

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Unsolicited Jingles https://t.co/65fJz0BLxH

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Athiests United™ https://t.co/K9e3KI3FaQ via @YouTube

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@DustinMartian I met this friendly fellow the last time I was in Houston

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Your new password must contain at least one of every character.

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Did anyone else awaken this Cyber Monday to a barrage of marketing emails? My unsubscribe game is tight today.

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NFL ratings are down for the same reason that most sports ratings are down; cable is a shitty product. Has little to do with kneeling.

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Some of these actors are getting pretty fast and loose with the ad libbing

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@ellabellasmith I turned an apple box longways, but then one of the crew said she needed it and that I should stay out of this area

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Director said it was cool for me to sit down because I am out of frame

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I think you and LaVar are kindred spirits. Big Baller shoes are essentially the Trump Steaks of footwear. https://t.co/jieAVh2gyn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!