Payan Seid

May thy Knife Chip & Shatter

[Payan Seid @BarzaniKevin]

Payan Seid

[Prince @MUFC__Prince]

"We have 2 ways — forget the new idea and try to cope, and next year we'll be here with the same problems.

"Or we start NOW — risk and suffer a little bit, and we'll be better in the next year."

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

My Spider-Man couldn't afford to buy flowers every week

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de ter plena consciência do que você está fazendo, mas ainda continuar repetindo os mesmos padrões autodestrutivos:

[ً @povchlmet]

enough with odyssey and spider-man i’m ready to move on to dune: part three

[GoalPoint @_Goalpoint]

"Substitui-o (Cristiano Ronaldo) 16 vezes no ano passado"
🗣️ "flex" de Jorge Jesus 🇵🇹, na apresentação como seleccionador nacional

#AntunesAnalisa : JJ até foi "humilde" pois foram 17 substituições, mas... agora vamos a factos sobre quão "bombado" é este "flex" do rei da táctica:

⏲️ 11 em 17 subs aconteceram para lá dos 80m

⏲️ 7 das 17 subs aconteceram em cima do minuto 90 ou descontos

⏲️ apenas 4 em 17 substituições aconteceram sem que CR7 tivesse marcado ou assistido e nunca antes do minuto 78 (e apenas 1 em 4 antes do minuto 81)

⏲️ apenas 2 em 17 aconteceram cedo no jogo (46m e 57m) e em ambas já após Cristiano ter marcado e/ou assistido e nos dois casos com a equipa a vencer por 4-0 quando saiu

⏲️ apenas 1 vez Jorge Jesus tirou Cristiano a perder e foi frente ao Al-Hilal, já a perder 1-3 e aos 83 minutos

⏲️ Cristiano Ronaldo terminou com uma média de 85.5 minutos por jogo, num total de 37 jogos oficiais em 25/26.

Conclusão? Sabes muito, JJ :)
#GoalPointFacts

[jordan @wickskiller]

me on december 18th

[lvcas ☭ @lvcasribeiro]

queimem todas as salas de opera e construam cinemas imax porra fodaseeee

[rodrigo @tomaneprop]

*portugal com a bola*

pedro neto:

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

A nigga just wants to be financially free

[manulsporto @manulsporto]

Estamos livres! Os fans do ronaldo vão deixar de seguir Portugal. Finalmente!

[maria loves sangwon @sgwyeo]

ronaldo fans saying they're finally free from supporting portugal 😭 as if portuguese people give a fuck about that

[Emma Dunwell @ESpeaksFreely]

It's a shame that someone acting in The Odyssey, clearly has not read the book. The Odyssey is actually somewhat female driven, at least that was my impression when reading.

Also, someone should probably tell her that not only was there no such thing as 'screentime' in Homers time, (There is even debate about if Homer actually ever existed) it was not written to be something that had roles assigned, it was written to be orally performed and passed on by minstrels.

One of the longest chapters in The Odyssey (book not film) is on the mythical island of Aeaea, home of Circe. Circe takes them in warmly and invites them to feast, before lacing their food and wine with a potion designed to wipe away their memories of home. Once they gorge themselves, she transforms them into pigs.

Of course one of the most prominent female roles in the Odyssey is that of Athena, who acts as Odysseus' guide throughout the journey. She is the central figure of the entire "home front" plot, dominating Books 1–4

Another of the main female roles is Calypso, who physically holds Odysseus captive for 7 years as her lover. All while Odysseus pines for his wife, yet another female main character, Penelope.

Long story short, Lupita is simply upset that she didn't get as big of a role as she liked.

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

Jordan Henderson after being an unused sub for Mexico 2-3 England:

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Rui Costa do Azeite @rcostadoazeite]

Quando quiseres, a teu tempo.

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

GAME CHANGER. 🇳🇴🌟

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

The worst logo change in the history of logo changes

I feel violently sick right now.