Bas Gasket

Enjoying life at 5 timed-intervals at a time #BillClinton4President #WhaleWatcher #LoveLongWalksOnThrBeach #RIPHarambe

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Goals for this year: Build Rome in a day, bite of a lot more than I can chew and then head up to shit creek. All the while having forgotten my paddle purposefully.

#SlapABitch #NewYearNewMe

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What do you think guys, would Coyote Peterson let me tear it up to see how much it hurts?

#Onlyfans #OnAScaleOf1to10
#Painal #backshots

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“I wish I had anger issues and a fart kink”

No you don’t…

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So Lions, today I have a truly exiting pitch for you! I’m gonna fuck you right in your fucking mouths and I want an investment of a crisp twenty or so help me God

#NewBeginnings #Brighterhorizons
#EBT #straightbait #ThePope #OzempicHereICome

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Disgusted by how the world works nowadays. Foreskin is NOT a birth defect!!!

#WillysLongWonka #HotPocket
#amnesty #greenpeace

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Was asked how much honey I think I could store in my rectum. Does anyone know roughly how much 3 raccoons is in honey?

#LearnedSomethingToday
#NonGMO #Organic
#BeesKnees

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@XSKondoms Love it

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Told someone to be more openminded today. Painted the fucking walls with his frontal lobes.

#NoGutsNoGlory #Peabuttnutter
#LeadByExample #ToPengToPerish

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Came in her ear so she could hear me cumming.

#ItsAllInADaysWork #مقاطعه_براندات_الراجحي #CantHearYou
#BlockingOutThoseHaters

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After due consideration, Gangnam Style isn’t that bad.

#ShakeySunday #TunesForTomorrow
#BeingReal #Aoooga

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I know who really killed JFK, but I’m no snitch.

#ItsTheJuice #DolphLungrenFakesThatShittyAccent
#WhereverWhenever #MiskaMooskaMickeyMouse

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Finding out your girlfriend or wife was once with a black guy, is the male equivalent of a woman finding out her husband or boyfriend was once with a prostitute.

#staywoke #throwingSausageDownAHall
#Sheknows
#Jcole

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When I ask someone for something, call it peer-pressure. Cuz I’m a one man army

#MagicalMonday #SlipNShit

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Just bought like 35 eggs, about to put them all in one basket

#TheMissilKnowsWhereItIsnt #GoShawty #FirstMover
#PowerMovesOnly

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Find my missing dog!
He’s 8ft4 grey skinned with no fur and sounds funny, but well behaved. Can also stand up like a human.

Reward = - Labubu

Worth - prolly like tree’ fiddy

#WendussyOnTheLoose
#KevinDontKillThatFuckingChicken
#LoveIsLove #ForbiddenFruit #GiddyUpFriday

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Life is this simple; When in doubt, crack a phat nut into the sink and reconsider.

#IncreasePublicExposure #MrClean
#IllDrinkToThat #KillOrGetKilled

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Petitioning to have Labubu’s made illegal

#EnoughIsEnough #ImOnlyHuman
#TakeThePowerBack #Labussy

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Took the “E” out of emotion. Been on the move ever since…

#Hustle #OnTheMove
#Dislexia #TheRealOnesKnow

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You guys ever heard a fart with a little bit too much soul?

#SoulTrain #PowerToThePeople
#Yesbrotha #IGoHardInThePaint

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@XSKondoms Fantastic, thanks for the cultural insight Cramp-sama!

#GetDownOnIt #SorryForHiroshima #HumanAdvancment #MorganFreeman